Dr. Mike Yeadon : "I’m well aware it’s no laughing matter, but some of these quips are too clever not to share."
"Humor reminds us that to be human is not to be perfect—but to be gloriously, messily, laughably unfinished." - Gregory Phillips.
Foreword
Dr. Mike Yeadon, January 1, 2025 :
https://t.me/DrMikeYeadonsolochannelChat/231004
You may have seen these before, but if not, your smile “isn’t escape, it’s resilient presence”.
Happy new year to Suavek, and to you all!
Mike
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Dr. Mike Yeadon, December 29, 2025 :
https://t.me/DrMikeYeadonsolochannel/4058
I’m well aware it’s no laughing matter, but some of these quips are too clever not to share.
Best wishes
Mike
Linked :
https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/read-of-the-season/comment/192143838
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🦽 Guillain-Barre Syndrome (GBS) - Who needs mobility when you have compliance?
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🧏 Bell’s Palsy - When your compliance shows ... on only half your face!!
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Worried? DON’T BE!!
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CLOSING JINGLE
(To the tune of a cheerful ad ー think McDonald’s but sinister!!)
“Get the shot, don’t ask why!!
Ignore the deaths ー comply, comply!!
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🚨Warning: Some customers may experience buyer’s remorse, loss of bodily autonomy, or sudden urges to question authority. If symptoms of critical thinking persist, please consult your nearest fact-checker. 🚨
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Grp Cpn Lionel Mandrake, December 27, 2025 :
https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/read-of-the-season/comment/192158855
I posted this version at satirizing jab insanity. This was done way back in 2021, based on the New York City Vax Promo Brochure.
https://worldyturnings.wordpress.com/2021/07/09/help-from-your-government/
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“The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance.”
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Editor’s note: Isn't it terrible when humor is theorized about ? :
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Why Humor Matters More Than We Admit
A URUP v1.0-E field exploration
Dec 29, 2025
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At its highest expression, humor is wisdom wearing a clown nose—a way of saying: the world is broken, absurd, and terrifying… and still, we can laugh together.
That laughter is not escape.
It is resilient presence.
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Full article :
https://ancientwarrior.substack.com/p/why-humor-matters-more-than-we-admit
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“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”
“Secure in their ignorance, medieval peasants were impervious to education, fearful of progress and lived on potatoes and cabbage. Thankfully, it’s very different today. Now they’ve got burgers and fries.”
No, “enlightenment” is on the next peak. I teach “ignorance is bliss.”
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We wish you a humorous and happy New Year 2026 !
Mike, Helen, Tim, and Suavek
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The most reliable information on the “Covid” hoax and the deceptions of the system can be found in the statements of Dr. Mike Yeadon, at the links below :
Dr. Mike Yeadon’s Substack #1 :
https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/
( Notes : https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/notes )
The Telegram channel of Dr. Mike Yeadon ( other Telegram channels with his name are fake ! ) :
https://t.me/DrMikeYeadonsolochannel
A collaborative Substack by Dr. Yeadon and Suavek ( Dr. Mike Yeadon’s Substack #2 ) :
Fraud Prevention Hotline / suavek1.substack.com
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Dr. Mike Yeadon, December 21 ( update Dec. 23 ), 2025 :
Source : https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/scorpions-in-the-dock
Consider subscribing to my friend Suavek s publication an essential move please. There you can find many posts from my Telegram channel collated with other material in a skilful way. Fraud Prevention Hotline
Best
Mike
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DEAR FRIENDS,
The two Substacks, Dr. Yeadon’s and Suavek’s, have merged into a single, highly informative entity. The Fraud Prevention Hotline is now officially Dr. Yeadon’s Substack No. 2. You can find his statement on this at the following link : https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/my-other-substack
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We urge you, if possible, to add both Substacks to your recommended list in your Substack. Thank you very much in advance,
Mike & Suavek
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The possible support goes to Suavek. Any support is especially welcome at this time, and is VERY appreciated, but of course is not mandatory, as this Substack is free. I extend my sincere thanks to those who have supported me so far.
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