Thank you so much for the humor! It's so wonderful that science is being used by monkeys who only want three things—food, reproduction, and dominance—to care for our health, prosperity, evolution, and progress.
"The ’safe and effective’ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!"
Yep. I recently had a bit of a back and forth with an organization that was screaming "consensus science" is real science. I gently reminded them that 4 out of 5 doctors recommended Camel Filter-less cigarettes, x-raying people's feet to find their shoe size was harmless until people's feet started rotting off from cancer https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/collection/shoe-fitting-fluoroscope/index.html, and, I mean, the list is endless. There are hundreds and thousands of "things" that, at one time, "the science" came to consensus about... only to find out, "oopsy, we were wrong." The arrogance of the so-called scientists, doctors, and politicians is breathtaking. And we have to laugh... or we would all entertain ending our own lives. If we did that though, the monsters would win.
Yes, I've read this before, but it's still a good read! (No offence intended to those who took it, or who have loved ones who took it: I also have loved ones who took it).
I only wish the whitecoats would inject people with humour 🤡 instead of their M urderous R eally N efarious A cting, L ife-N eutralising P articles 💉☠️—administered to “protect” us from “viruses” that remain as elusive as a viroLIEgist adhering to the scientific method. 🔬🙈
I’m fairly certain we’d all be living in a much happier place. 🌍✨
With that death-cult crusade mercifully retired, ⚰️🚫 we could devote more effort to deprogramming vast swathes of humanity 🧠🔄—from the belief that biological males can give birth and breastfeed babies, 🤰🍼 to the idea that defining a woman as an adult human female has somehow become a heresy worthy of public castigation 📢😱 and a 3 a.m. knock on the door 🚪🕒 from the Thought Crimes Police 🚓📜 for alleged “hate speech.”
This is hilarious! 😆
Thank you so much for the humor! It's so wonderful that science is being used by monkeys who only want three things—food, reproduction, and dominance—to care for our health, prosperity, evolution, and progress.
I like the last one best …reminds me of my youth and pushing furniture in front of my door…when I had one.
Happy New Year right back atcha.
Then again the first one is also a very familiar, state of mind….these days.
That joyful feeling of a genuine -“ fuck off “!
Finally a doctor who understands what we need! Laughter!
Best wishes for you and your family and for all those who just had a good laugh reading this!
Dear Dr Yeaden, My Your new Year be a happy messy wonderfully surprising and blessing one be!!!
Happy New Year, Mike!🥳
"The ’safe and effective’ data was carefully curated, massaged, and retroactively adjusted by esteemed experts in white coats - the same ones who promised you that cigarettes were good for your throat and DDT was safe to spray on your kids!!"
Yep. I recently had a bit of a back and forth with an organization that was screaming "consensus science" is real science. I gently reminded them that 4 out of 5 doctors recommended Camel Filter-less cigarettes, x-raying people's feet to find their shoe size was harmless until people's feet started rotting off from cancer https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/collection/shoe-fitting-fluoroscope/index.html, and, I mean, the list is endless. There are hundreds and thousands of "things" that, at one time, "the science" came to consensus about... only to find out, "oopsy, we were wrong." The arrogance of the so-called scientists, doctors, and politicians is breathtaking. And we have to laugh... or we would all entertain ending our own lives. If we did that though, the monsters would win.
What a great way to start the new year.
With a good belly laugh !!!
Yes, I've read this before, but it's still a good read! (No offence intended to those who took it, or who have loved ones who took it: I also have loved ones who took it).
Absolutely hilarious!! 😂
An impartial observation, of course. 😇
I only wish the whitecoats would inject people with humour 🤡 instead of their M urderous R eally N efarious A cting, L ife-N eutralising P articles 💉☠️—administered to “protect” us from “viruses” that remain as elusive as a viroLIEgist adhering to the scientific method. 🔬🙈
I’m fairly certain we’d all be living in a much happier place. 🌍✨
With that death-cult crusade mercifully retired, ⚰️🚫 we could devote more effort to deprogramming vast swathes of humanity 🧠🔄—from the belief that biological males can give birth and breastfeed babies, 🤰🍼 to the idea that defining a woman as an adult human female has somehow become a heresy worthy of public castigation 📢😱 and a 3 a.m. knock on the door 🚪🕒 from the Thought Crimes Police 🚓📜 for alleged “hate speech.”
Have a great 2026, everyone! 🎉🥂
Best wishes,
Factscinator